WINTER MALADY BINGO

  1. Getting the a hole in the right toe of every pair of socks and hosiery in your drawer
  2. Snowed in without candy
  3. Touch screen gloves just slightly too big to work for their intended purpose
  4. Coat pocket with last year's tissues
  5. Having the cold air immediately make your nose start running and when you reach into your coat pocket, hoping to at least find last year's tissues, you remembered you threw them away because you aren't disgusting
  6. Piles of dead Christmas trees [probably?!] full of rats
  7. Dry skin snagging on fabrics
  8. Pants too tight when you wear long underwear
  9. Abominable snow man (10 points)