THINGS YOU CAN DO TO ANNOY PEOPLE WHILE FLYING

1st list-Yes, I'm at the airport!
  1. Boarding a Southwest flight and informing someone they are in your seat.
  2. Loudly using the term "Uh-Oh".
  3. Holding a boarding group 5 ticket and standing at the entrance to general boarding...from the start.
  4. Have 3 bags, count as 2.
  5. Taking a picture of someone even if you swear they are your friend's doppelgänger.
  6. Place both bags above your seat while pretending you didn't hear the Flight Attendant state at least 10x that one belongs under the seat in front of you.
  7. Share your music by playing them through your ear-buds in an alarmingly loud fashion.
  8. Snore.
  9. Wake up your sleeping seat mate as soon as you reach cruising altitude to go to the bathroom. Seriously people! That's like 10 minutes into the flight!