Common Adult Fails

Working list during the ongoing transition into adult hood
  1. Forgetting to pack underwear for a business trip
    Luckily, K-Marts are close and running shorts with built-ins are closer
  2. Eating a ball of cheese and a brown banana for lunch
    .... Because you went to the grocery store hungry and decided olives and balls of cheese are better than meat and cheese
  3. Panicking over a situation you created by accidentally texting yourself
    Voice to text should not be activated while listening to "jams" on pandora