Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. I do not have any personal connection to the Indian subcontinent, it's language, or people - wait....
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    Does that one friend count ?
  2. This should be posted in every menu.
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  3. My hotel shower in Nicaragua.
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    Notice the electrical wires near the shower head.
  4. Highlighting my socks on Christmas Eve.
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    Yes, I am The Grinch.
  5. Is it wrong that I keep a photo of the first Halloween Trick-or-Treater I met in 2015?
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    Yes, it's creepy- but the costume is cute.