Lists I'd like to see soon

  1. From the Gauchos at Fogo de Chao
    I need to know how much you are judging us (especially me) and our lifestyle choices
  2. The waiter at any Chinese buffet
    The bigger the smile, the bigger the resentment
  3. The gym sales guy
    I bet you already know this is going to be a waste of money
  4. Wal-Mart Greeter
    Does it look suspicious if I say 'Hi' or is it more suspicious if I don't? How do you choose which people to check receipts and bags?
  5. A list from a Bathroom Attendant
    Tell us your bathroom wisdom.
  6. List from a bikini waxer
    Are we all huge cry babies?!? Can you tell which of us will be able to keep it together through the pain?
    Suggested by   @Boogie