1. From the Gauchos at Fogo de Chao
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    I need to know how much you are judging us (especially me) and our lifestyle choices
  2. The waiter at any Chinese buffet
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    The bigger the smile, the bigger the resentment
  3. The gym sales guy
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    I bet you already know this is going to be a waste of money
  4. Wal-Mart Greeter
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    Does it look suspicious if I say 'Hi' or is it more suspicious if I don't? How do you choose which people to check receipts and bags?
  5. A list from a Bathroom Attendant
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    Tell us your bathroom wisdom.
  6. List from a bikini waxer
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    Are we all huge cry babies?!? Can you tell which of us will be able to keep it together through the pain?
    Suggested by @Boogie