Or, great equalizers
  1. Starbucks
    Static
  2. iPhone
    Static
  3. Smart water
    Static
  4. Riding as an uber passenger
    Static
  5. Scotch
    Cuz honestly a $50 pour isn't much different than a $10 one
    Suggested by @Cincy_kg
  6. Valet
    Suggested by @Cincy_kg