1. I don't really care about the eclipse
    Also, I'm not checking to see if my glasses are "certified"
  2. Fall isn't that great
    It's like Sunday night— sort of nice but doesn't last long and you spend most of it dreading Monday (i.e. Winter)
  3. Beyoncé is overrated
    Her voice is slightly irritating and her songs are ok but none are truly great
  4. Southern food is the worst
    Sweet tea, grits, collards, BBQ that doesn't have BBQ sauce, fried everything. How has everyone not died of heart disease???
  5. Stop making Superhero movies
    Enough is enough.
  6. No thank you Pinterest
    If I want to feel bad about my woman skills I'll just attend another bridal shower