A message from a crazed European to all Americans
Please don't come after me, also PM me to get my Twitter handle
- •Don't dump that tea! My throat feels sore
- •Are all those guns seriously necessary?
- •The first 400 fireworks were acceptable but now you're just showing off
- •Is burger your national symbol or is it pizza?No wait, it's bacon right?
- •PS: thank you for making blues and jazz 🎷