A message from a crazed European to all Americans

Please don't come after me, also PM me to get my Twitter handle
  1. Don't dump that tea! My throat feels sore
  2. Are all those guns seriously necessary?
  3. The first 400 fireworks were acceptable but now you're just showing off
  4. Is burger your national symbol or is it pizza?
    No wait, it's bacon right?
  5. PS: thank you for making blues and jazz 🎷