Because it's fun to daydream once in a while...
  1. Bus Boy
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    All the excitement of serving tables, but with less tips!
  2. Call Center Operator
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    Who doesn't like talking to strangers about things they don't know (and you don't give a) shit about?
  3. Middle Management
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    On the subject of shit, someone has to keep it rolling downhill.
  4. Ride Share Driver
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    Spend your weekends carting around sloppy Millenials and even sloppier middle-aged bourgeoise trendsters.
  5. Bank Teller
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    Let's face it: even if you didn't desperately need money to survive, life would still be all about the Benjamins.