BENEFITS OF HAVING A DUDE'S NAME WHEN YOU'RE A LADY
- •Employers reviewing your resume assume they should pay you a dollar on the dollarThey mostly get over it but it's a good place to start the salary negotiation
- •Cheap way to garner sympathy when you explain to people "my father always wanted a son"Works if you say your mom too!
- •Realize your narcissism's full potential by dating someone with your own nameThis makes you 80% more likely to be chosen to be an Amazing Race team
- •Ability to refer to yourself as 'the long lost sister' from 90s NBC show "Sisters"Remember how they all had boys' names. How on earth did they sell this premise?
- •Test your boyfriend's homophobia by forcing him to moan your name in bed