FMK: The Office Edition

This is maybe the toughest List I've written yet.
  1. F: Jan Levinson - Never right for Michael, forced him to have 3 vasectomies, made him dress up like a school girl, but I'll be damned if the former Mrs. Gould isn't a guaranteed vixen in the sack. Praying mantis in a pants suit.
  2. M: Mose Schrute - For one simple reason - the way he longingly looks at that scarecrow. If that's not love I don't know what is. Plus he's attentive (valeting cars on the farm) and will playfully throw manure at you.
  3. K: Gabe Lewis - Awkward skeleton man. Has crushed seahorses in his house. Can't articulate words properly. ("Shut up about the sun!")
  4. Noteworthy PS- There really needs to be a discussion about S4:E2 when Creed uses all the toner in the printer to dye his hair black. "Hey brah, can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later, skater." I'm not sure I've ever laughed harder at anything on tv before in my life.