Things I've Unknowingly Done While Sleeping
Shout out to ZzzQuil, Ambien, and Dilaudid
- •Tweeted numerous times things that don't make sense/gibberishThanks, Ambien Walrus
- •Texted an exWas just like "Sup Brah how's it hangin'?"
- •Cut my own bangsHad to have them professionally fixed, obvi
- •Audible hallucinationsNumerous times I thought I heard a man saying something quietly but couldn't make out what it was. Once I jumped awake because I thought I heard a man yelling at me. Disturbing af.
- •After being put on heavy narcotics from a back surgery, I purchased this sweatshirt online the night right after and didn't remember until it showed up on my doorstep.
- •Googled numerous murdery things such as "when does a body start to decompose" and "how many times did Lizzie Borden ax her parents".Thanks, Ambien Walrus
- •Was found sleepwalking, in the shed, in my backyard, during winter, in shorts and barefoot. When found and asked what I was doing I said I had to find the shovel so I could dig a trench in the yard.My eyes were apparently open and I remember none of it.