If any of these apply to you, you are a monster.
  1. You brush your teeth with warm water
  2. You don't like chips on a sandwich
  3. There's a spider in the house and instead of killing it you catch it and release it outside
  4. You take full bites out of string cheese
  5. You chew with your mouth open in a theater
  6. You leave one sip of milk in the carton and put it back in the fridge
  7. You double park
  8. You text instead of returning the phone call
  9. You litter
  10. You don't like dogs
    Monster behavior