THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO THAN GO TO WORK TOMORROW
Let's face it, no one wants to work during the holidays.
- •Eat my own shit.
- •Let my cat into my bedroom at night.
- •Pull my toenails out with pliers.
- •Have a conversation with my crazy aunt about why I'm not married yet.
- •Burn my house down.
- •Eat dinner with Kim Davis one night a week.
- •Shave my head.
- •Have to kill my own food for the rest of my life.
- •Join ISIS.
- •Vote for Donald Trump.