9 Different Types of Cheese

  1. 1.
    Pecorino
    My dad doesn't approve of my choices.
  2. 2.
    Cheddar
    He tells me I shouldn't be pursuing a degree in philosophy
  3. 3.
    Gouda
    I told him I'm only investigating higher truths that are too small for his feeble mind
  4. 4.
    Brie
    He told me I could pay for my own education if my mind was so much less feeble than his
  5. 5.
    Triple cream
    So I left home, and now I stand in the street downtown and explain determinism to people with an empty guitar case in front of me
  6. 6.
    Mozzarella
    Mozzarella is a cheese, from southern Italy, traditionally made from Italian buffalo milk by the pasta filata method. American mozzarella can be made from pasturized cow's milk.
  7. 7.
    Parmesan
    I haven't made much money with my philosophy busking
  8. 8.
    Bleu
    Some people mistake me for a normal busker and get mad when I don't start singing
  9. 9.
    Swiss
    Dad please let me back home