9 Different Types of Cheese
- •PecorinoMy dad doesn't approve of my choices.
- •CheddarHe tells me I shouldn't be pursuing a degree in philosophy
- •GoudaI told him I'm only investigating higher truths that are too small for his feeble mind
- •BrieHe told me I could pay for my own education if my mind was so much less feeble than his
- •Triple creamSo I left home, and now I stand in the street downtown and explain determinism to people with an empty guitar case in front of me
- •MozzarellaMozzarella is a cheese, from southern Italy, traditionally made from Italian buffalo milk by the pasta filata method. American mozzarella can be made from pasturized cow's milk.
- •ParmesanI haven't made much money with my philosophy busking
- •BleuSome people mistake me for a normal busker and get mad when I don't start singing
- •SwissDad please let me back home