9 Different Types of Cheese
- 1.PecorinoMy dad doesn't approve of my choices.
- 2.CheddarHe tells me I shouldn't be pursuing a degree in philosophy
- 3.GoudaI told him I'm only investigating higher truths that are too small for his feeble mind
- 4.BrieHe told me I could pay for my own education if my mind was so much less feeble than his
- 5.Triple creamSo I left home, and now I stand in the street downtown and explain determinism to people with an empty guitar case in front of me
- 6.MozzarellaMozzarella is a cheese, from southern Italy, traditionally made from Italian buffalo milk by the pasta filata method. American mozzarella can be made from pasturized cow's milk.
- 7.ParmesanI haven't made much money with my philosophy busking
- 8.BleuSome people mistake me for a normal busker and get mad when I don't start singing
- 9.SwissDad please let me back home