1. Pecorino
    My dad doesn't approve of my choices.
  2. Cheddar
    He tells me I shouldn't be pursuing a degree in philosophy
  3. Gouda
    I told him I'm only investigating higher truths that are too small for his feeble mind
  4. Brie
    He told me I could pay for my own education if my mind was so much less feeble than his
  5. Triple cream
    So I left home, and now I stand in the street downtown and explain determinism to people with an empty guitar case in front of me
  6. Mozzarella
    Mozzarella is a cheese, from southern Italy, traditionally made from Italian buffalo milk by the pasta filata method. American mozzarella can be made from pasturized cow's milk.
  7. Parmesan
    I haven't made much money with my philosophy busking
  8. Bleu
    Some people mistake me for a normal busker and get mad when I don't start singing
  9. Swiss
    Dad please let me back home