Here are 5 photos picked at random. This should be weekly list because I have hella storage in my phone and I screengrab pretty much everything "just in case."
  1. A screengrab from the "Simpsonsfamilyquotes" Instagram account.
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    I had to have it cause it so effortlessly captures my millennial ennui.
  2. This is not just shred of chocolate on the couch.
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    This is, in fact, proof my husband/roomie isn't as clean as he likes to rub in my face. I will not tell whether I ate the piece or not, but I can tell you it was a 3 Musketeers bar.
  3. A picture I took of my eye on the streetcar to see if the rain had made my mascara run.
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    It hadn't! 👀
  4. A little side-by-side photo collage I made of my newborn nephew and Franklin the Turtle.
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    They're making the same face! Fame runs in the genes, baby.
  5. Some of my Mary's Gluten-free Crackers had fused into a Mickey Mouse head.
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    They didn't taste any better.