5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random

Here are 5 photos picked at random. This should be weekly list because I have hella storage in my phone and I screengrab pretty much everything "just in case."
  1. 1.
    A screengrab from the "Simpsonsfamilyquotes" Instagram account.
    I had to have it cause it so effortlessly captures my millennial ennui.
  2. 2.
    This is not just shred of chocolate on the couch.
    This is, in fact, proof my husband/roomie isn't as clean as he likes to rub in my face. I will not tell whether I ate the piece or not, but I can tell you it was a 3 Musketeers bar.
  3. 3.
    A picture I took of my eye on the streetcar to see if the rain had made my mascara run.
    It hadn't! 👀
  4. 4.
    A little side-by-side photo collage I made of my newborn nephew and Franklin the Turtle.
    They're making the same face! Fame runs in the genes, baby.
  5. 5.
    Some of my Mary's Gluten-free Crackers had fused into a Mickey Mouse head.
    They didn't taste any better.