Things That Boobs Have Ruined for Me
Boobs get in the way of the following things
- •SuspendersGuess I'll never look as cool as Janaelle Monae
- •Overalls (see "Suspenders")Guess I'll never look as cool as Alexa Chung
- •Carefully extracting oneself from a crowded roomSorry *bump*
- •Backless shirtsBut where to hide the severe engineering of my boob holsters?
- •Crossing your arms with 'tudeDo I cross under boobs which pushes them up to my neck or over boobs which squishes them down to my navel?
- •HugsAlways a slight bow before a hug
- •Cross-body bagsDivides boobs but does not conquer
- •Seeing shirt stains below my boobsBut I don't see any sauce???
- •Leaning on a balcony when it's at boob heightSee over-under conundrum on "Crossing arms with 'tude"
- •Aprons (see "Suspenders")