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- •Wrap yourself in blankets and encourage your date to do the same. Be sure the blanket cocoons are at least 6 feet apart in order to maximize oxygen intake. Stay like this for 2 hours to represent the 2 weeks a caterpillar needs to turn into a butterfly.
- •Ask your middle-aged mother to drive you and your date to your city’s lookout point. Find inspiration as you question your life decisions.
- •While you wait for your appetizer FaceTime a teenager you know. Be sure to explain to your date how you know the person, otherwise you might get a post-date visit from the police.