24 Pictures Illustrating How I Inadvertently Became A Cow Whisperer

So today I randomly decided to take a gander at the cows that live just down the road from my house. And, um...things escalated quickly... 😳🐄🐄🐄
  1. So there I am, and there they are, and everything is calm and tranquil on this cool hazy evening...
  2. ...and right now, it's all a bit like that scene in "Father Ted":
  3. But then they start walking towards my general direction...
  4. ...and I'm like:
  5. Meanwhile, all these cows back here are just chillin', maxin', relaxin' all cool...
  6. ...but this lot are still slowly heading my way.
  7. And I'm like:
  8. While this is going on, these two are like:
    "What's THIS two-legger looking at?"
  9. And then the main posse stops, and just hang, grazing as they do...
  10. ...and I'm like:
  11. But then...
  12. ...they encroach...
  13. ...and converge...
  14. ...and the leader steps forward ahead of the pack...
  15. ...and I'm like:
  16. And these young 'uns hang back behind the big boys...
  17. ...and the leader comes up...
  18. ...and they're like:
  19. And I'm like:
  20. And they eye me up (like everyone else)...
  21. ...and they're like:
  22. And this was the bigger picture of this encounter...
  23. ...and then I left, just being like: