6 Dudes Who Have Definitely Influenced My Current Choice Of Hairstyle

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    So this is the hairstyle I've been going with for the last year or so:
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    And from another angle (Bermuda Triangle):
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    So, where did this choice originate from?
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    What were the "Inception"-y roots of the idea that made me think this might be a good look for me?
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    (Outside of the fact that anything would be better than this...
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    ...or this...
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    ...or this...
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    ...or even this?)
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    Well, here now are my past and present influences:
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    1) Mark Kermode
    Because you need a magnificent quiff to help you withstand the "Entourage"s and "Sex And The City 2"s of the film world.
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    2) Jeremy Jahns
    Because having awesometacular hair can be a commiseration against sitting through dogshit movies.
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    3) David Lynch
    Because a good head of hair is a great place to store all the batshit crazy and blood-chillingly nightmarish imagery you use transcendental meditation to purge from the depths of your dreams.
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    4) Seth Rogen
    Because we share basically the same hair colour, glasses, and face already. Might as well share the same hairdo, too! 😁😁😁
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    5) Ben from "Parks & Rec"
    Because Adam Scott.
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    And lastly:
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    6) Max (TV's Son of TV's Frank)
    Because 🎢IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE / NEXT SUNDAY A.D🎢 I'll need to get a haircut once again, and you can be darn sure it'll still be this...