I forgot to do this list so that it was released on my actual birthday, when it would have made sense to do so. Oh, well... 🙄😁
  1. Kevin Smith
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    SNOOTCHIE BOOTCHIES!!
  2. Jacinda Barrett
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    Apparently she's in "Bloodline" now? That's cool. I would know that if it didn't happen to be one of the SEVEN TRILLION SHOWS I have yet to catch up on...
  3. Sam Worthington
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    Hollywood's Biggest Leading Man, circa 2009.
  4. Mary Louise-Parker
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    I never did watch "Weeds". But then again, it WAS a show on Showtime, and Showtime always winds up letting their shows fizzle out into mediocrity, if not outright utter shittiness, so I probably dodged a bullet there...
  5. Edward Furlong
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    Yeeeeeah, none of the most recent pictures of him are that great, so better to look back on his halcyon days (like everyone else does)...
  6. Charli XCX
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    She's more of a woman than I am a man, an intimidating fact that makes my heart go BOOM CLAP! 😁
  7. Wes Craven
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    The man who made saying "I'll be right back" impossible to say anymore without fear of being killed by meta murderer horror movie aficionados. (RIP, Sir Wes. 🙌🏻)
  8. Peter O'Toole
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    Surprisingly, I don't share a birthday with his cousin, Plenty... (Bah-dum-bum, TISH!) 😁