LIES I TOLD MY PARENTS TO COVER UP MY POORLY TIMED MASTURBATION

  1. "It was just cyber!"
  2. "I was moisturizing"
  3. "you didn't hear porn. it was a sex scene"
  4. "I was just comparing sizes with the fellas online"
  5. "just scratching an itch"
  6. "it was the pillows idea"
  7. "it's not what you think it is come back in 5"
  8. "Kyle hid the magazine under my bed"