THINGS I FIND WASHED UP ON THE BEACH

  1. An empty bottle of kettle one
  2. A harmonica
  3. A copy of braindead mega phone
  4. My favorite bubble gum back in style
  5. A copy of the corner
  6. A chi-sox hat and microphone
  7. A pro hockey jersey
  8. The guest list for a party of my favorite people (and one team)