Thoughts While Colouring

The relaxing new hobby for anxious adults!
  1. Must stay in the lines, must stay in the lines... F**k.
  2. Are these pencils the right colouring pencils? I bet they're not.
  3. This is the colour scheme of an eight year old. Or an idiot.
  4. Have you ever even seen a leaf/bird/pond? You disgust me.
  5. When you and your boyfriend break up he will call you "that ex that did the colouring in."