SKILLS I HAVE THAT PEOPLE DON'T RECOGNIZE AS SKILLS

People need to recognize mo round here
  1. I can watch + fully follow 3 sixty minute television dramas in the simultaneous span of all their seasons.
    People need to recognize how hard it is keep track of who you want to have sex with more: Tim Riggins, Stringer Bell, or Kevin Garvey
  2. I can drink 14 beers without throwing up.
    People need to recognize a skill is a skill... no matter how much you hate drunken assholes.
  3. I can turn any room I enter... into a mess.
    People need to recognize that it's about square footage. Throw your coat, pants, back pack, etc in separate place around to room to cover more areas. Instant mess. Bam. Skill.
  4. I can end things abruptly.