1. Threat Level Midnight
    "It's like a home movie." "Yeah, if Michael Scott did your home movies!"
  2. Casino Night
    "Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did."
  3. Michael's Last Dundies
    "Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math."
  4. Stress Relief (parts 1 & 2)
    "You know sometimes, to get perspective, I like to think about a spaceman on a star incredibly far away. And, our problems don't matter to him, because we're just a distant point of light. But he feels sorry for me, because he has an incredibly powerful microscope, and he can see my face. I'm okay. No, I'm not."
  5. A.A.R.M.
    "You’ll always have the upper hand, when you’ve got a good a-arm. Trademark pending."