Top Five Episodes of the Office (Us)
- •Threat Level Midnight"It's like a home movie." "Yeah, if Michael Scott did your home movies!"
- •Casino Night"Love triangle. Drama. All worked out in the end, though. The hero got the girl. Who saw that coming? I did."
- •Michael's Last Dundies"Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math."
- •Stress Relief (parts 1 & 2)"You know sometimes, to get perspective, I like to think about a spaceman on a star incredibly far away. And, our problems don't matter to him, because we're just a distant point of light. But he feels sorry for me, because he has an incredibly powerful microscope, and he can see my face. I'm okay. No, I'm not."
- •A.A.R.M."You’ll always have the upper hand, when you’ve got a good a-arm. Trademark pending."