What I Wanted to Be Growing Up, Chronologically

  1. 1.
    A childhood requirement
  2. 2.
    Until I learned that space shuttles explode really really well
  3. 3.
    Movie Maker
    I had no idea what this entailed but it seemed fun and easy enough
  4. 4.
    Movie Producer
    I didn't know the difference between this and director and maker but I could tell when something didn't sound as sophisticated as I would've liked it to
  5. 5.
    Movie Director
    I learned the difference and director sounded more fun
  6. 6.
    Children's Minister
    I went through a rebellious phase
  7. 7.
    Film Director
    No one in the biz calls them movies anymore
  8. 8.
    Film Director/Screenwriter
    Yeah, that'll set me apart