Only bright side: Free Food
  1. Never asked me anything about me
  2. Sarcasm so relentless my ears bled
  3. Exact quote: 'I need everyone to know I'm the smartest person in the room' *holds back gag*
  4. Made fun of every verbal mistake I made-for at least 5 minutes.
  5. Was generally the worst
  6. The phrase 'You wouldn't understand...' Was used more than a few times
  7. The date lasted longer than 10 minutes
  8. There was not enough wine on this planet to make him less of an ass
  9. I couldn't run fast enough
  10. The T didn't leave the station soon enough
  11. I forgot my leftovers-Pure tragedy.