TERRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPENED ON MY DATE LAST NIGHT
Only bright side: Free Food
- •Never asked me anything about me
- •Sarcasm so relentless my ears bled
- •Exact quote: 'I need everyone to know I'm the smartest person in the room' *holds back gag*
- •Made fun of every verbal mistake I made-for at least 5 minutes.
- •Was generally the worst
- •The phrase 'You wouldn't understand...' Was used more than a few times
- •The date lasted longer than 10 minutes
- •There was not enough wine on this planet to make him less of an ass
- •I couldn't run fast enough
- •The T didn't leave the station soon enough
- •I forgot my leftovers-Pure tragedy.