Top 5 Movies

This is my first (using this app) list so I'll play it safe with a classic. Stay tuned for more thought-provoking, humanity questioning lists from this dark twisted mind. *Spoiler Alert*
  1. 1.
    Dr. Stangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying & Love The Bomb
    The grand dame of Dark Comedies. The worst thing that could happened told in the most hysterical way. Way before its time.
  2. 2.
    Godfather 2
    The contrast between a father and son, at the same age, making their respective empires.
  3. 3.
    Carlitos Way
    The streets keep pulling you back in. I was so invested in Carlito making it! I've even shut the movie off before the end and lied to myself. F*ck you, Benny Blanco from The Bronx!
  4. 4.
    Army Of Darkness
    The undisputed B-Movie King, doing his B-Movie thing. Need I say more, you primitive screw-heads?
  5. 5.
    Scorsese's finest: brilliant, comedic dialogue and bludgeoning violence. Dances With Wolves?! Are you f*cking kidding me?! Little-Paulie should stick the Academy's head a f*cking oven.