The city of Springfield is known for its opinionated residents. They don't hold back and are quick to escalate to drunken violence than talk things out.
  1. Groundskeeper Willie
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    An immigrant working a mundane job in pursuit of the American Dream. He has no problem throwing down at a soccer riot, chasing a bipolar wolf through a school's ventilation system and holding his liquor.
  2. Moe Szyslak
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    Simply put, Moe fights cheap and dirty. He has no problem shooting you in the spine if you try to rob him and has years of experience handling drunks.
  3. That Yakuza Guy
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    The Yakuza will kill you 5 times before you know you're dead. His quiet, methodical, cold-blooded stare will intimidate any man no matter his blood-alcohol level. His hands and feet are lethal weapons to boot.
  4. Drederick Tatum
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    Reigning undefeated Springfield World Boxing Champion and reformed felon. His extreme conditioning, killer instinct and lack of remorse is a welcome addition to any saloon based brawl.
  5. Hank Skorpio
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    Self-made captain of industry with aspirations of ruling the world. He is willing to use his many resources to help out a friend. This fearless entrepreneur, who's not a afraid to fight for his vision, is the best friend a guy could ask for.