(Apparently i like a crescendo)
  1. Come Sail Away - Styx
    15 year old boy trusted to housesit lakehouse, does nitrous balloons on water trampoline
  2. War Pigs - Black Sabbath
    Medea using a chainsaw to fill out W-4
  3. California - Joni Mitchell
    Enlightened cancer-free ceramicist loses keys and doesn't care
  4. Fast As You Can - Fiona Apple
    7 year old goth using tiny scissors to mutilate american girl dolls- will later do same to a penis if pressed
  5. Grown Woman - Beyonce
    A coke-addicted seal in a chuck-e-cheese in an earthquake in the future
  6. Downeaster Alexa - Billy Joel
    An extra from "On The Waterfront" on his way to stop a wedding
  7. Superstition - Stevie Wonder
    Susan B Anthony just told off her boss and got into Stamford and just caught a stray basketball and threw it back into the game in a really cool way
  8. You Enjoy Myself - Phish
    Old asian potion-maker on bow of high speed boat, just reconciled w/ son