- 1.Umbrella rentalLike citibike for umbrellas. Raining? Go to a BrellaBin, swipe your card, out comes umbrella, drop off at other bin near your destination!
- 2.Fancy Public Bathroom for CharityIn airports, Times Square, music festivals, on side of highway- fancy nice bathroom cleaned after every use- pay a fee that goes to charity
- 3.Ladies ClubLike an old timey gentlemans club but for modern women. Lean in Circle meets Nancy Meyers. A library with huge cushiony couches and blankets. Snacks, everywhere. Juices. A tattooed lesbian naturopath. A blowdry bar that doesn't make you look like a retired spaniel. The bubble bath Olympic pool from She Devil.
- 4.You should read dot comPlug in age, fears, dreams, synopsis of current situation in life, it tells you what book you should read at this point in your life. I have wrong-book-anxiety.
- 5.Cars smaller than 12 passenger vansSo that teamster vehicles didn't have to be so wasteful. Oh wait
- 6.Vitamin drugs, vitamin cigarettesPlz hurry world
- 7.Better umbrella designSo my BrellaRental business wont bankrupt me. WHY IS IT STILL THE SAME DESIGN AS WHEN THEY WERE CALLED "BUMBERSHOOTS" in the 1800s??