I am the perfect combination of those mentioned below, figuratively at least.
  1. Every single day since age 9.
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  2. I didn't wear hats growing up but I sure did love breakfast.
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  3. Truly a national treasure. (Me too)
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  4. Lady Cluck. You should see me play badminton.
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  5. Obviously.
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  6. There is no doubt she bathes in the blood of her haters.
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  7. It's the jeans/genes.
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  8. And do you even blame me?
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  9. I'm Rosie Perez, clearly.
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  10. Perfect bitch. Same.
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