THE 10 FACES OF ME

I am the perfect combination of those mentioned below, figuratively at least.
  1. Every single day since age 9.
  2. I didn't wear hats growing up but I sure did love breakfast.
  3. Truly a national treasure. (Me too)
  4. Lady Cluck. You should see me play badminton.
  5. Obviously.
  6. There is no doubt she bathes in the blood of her haters.
  7. It's the jeans/genes.
  8. And do you even blame me?
  9. I'm Rosie Perez, clearly.
  10. Perfect bitch. Same.