Things overheard at my 12yr old son's birthday party sleepover.

All of these were said by 12 yr old boys, to 12 yr old boys.
  1. Hey guys, let's all order the most caffeinated beverage.
  2. Oh my gosh, we have 15 cups on the table.
  3. He clogged the women's toilet.
  4. I was hiding behind that shed. Oh my gosh I was so scared.
  5. Something about you makes me feel like a dangerous woman.