THINGS I'M STUPIDLY PROUD OF NOT DOING

Everyone likes to be smug sometimes
  1. Wearing pajama pants (or any variety of loungewear/workout clothing) to high school or college.
  2. Complaining about my pregnancy on the Internet
    Because honestly, no one cares
  3. Having cable
    ...but we have Netflix and Hulu now so same thing I guess
  4. An ice bucket challenge
  5. Multi-level marketing
    I hate it with a passion