1. My total (AT MCDONALDS) came to $4.20 and I laughed and said "Nice!"
  2. I bought this card because butt jokes make me laugh really hard:
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  3. I snapchatted a picture of my boobs (under a tee shirt but braless) to a friend.
    15 year old boys do not have boobs but they would Snapchat them if they did, so it's going on the list.