Dammit, Hillary get your shit together so we don't have to seriously consider doing this.
  1. Iceland
    Seems like one of the last places Trump would nuke or want to invade.
  2. Costa Rica
    Rice and beans with every meal ain't so bad.
  3. Indonesia (Bali, specifically)
    I'm told you can live like a king on $5 per day here. I could get down with that.
  4. France
    Croissants every damn day! Plus I've always wanted to be a Parisian so I can have license to be an asshole.
  5. Canada
    I'm no fan of poutine, but it's the easiest and most obvious choice.
  6. Australia
    It'd be higher on the list if it weren't for their dumb law requiring dogs entering the country to be quarantined for 6 months.