Countries To Seriously Consider Moving To If Trump Becomes President
Dammit, Hillary get your shit together so we don't have to seriously consider doing this.
- •IcelandSeems like one of the last places Trump would nuke or want to invade.
- •Costa RicaRice and beans with every meal ain't so bad.
- •Indonesia (Bali, specifically)I'm told you can live like a king on $5 per day here. I could get down with that.
- •FranceCroissants every damn day! Plus I've always wanted to be a Parisian so I can have license to be an asshole.
- •CanadaI'm no fan of poutine, but it's the easiest and most obvious choice.
- •AustraliaIt'd be higher on the list if it weren't for their dumb law requiring dogs entering the country to be quarantined for 6 months.