LAST 4 PHOTOS ON MY CAMERA ROLL, CAPTIONED

I am cheating a little and these are the last 4 photos from my Instagram because the last 4 photos in my camera were painfully dull. Also I am not sure these are captions, but whatever, I just needed a li.st fix before my phone dies.
  1. Self Promo Token
    I wrote a gay YA romance novel inspired by Chick-Fil-A, and I feel really gross about book marketing, so I am playing a game with myself on IG where every time conservative evangelicals make me want to scream, I get to post a picture of this postcard I carry around in my Kindle case for emergencies like when someone acts like God's Not Dead 2 is a proper film
  2. Local Grocery
    Had a big, thick, throbbing weekend sale
  3. The Cat
    Self-explanatory
  4. Bookhat Model
    I have been wearing books on my head since January 2014