Inspired by @ListPrompts. I had this in my drafts for so long because it's so embarrassing. But I love it so much and I love you guys so NO JUDGEMENTS, ok? OK?!? (Merry #draftmas @aprilkquioh)
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    🍀Shrimp Dip🍀
    Guys, this is so trashy but I love it so much...
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    Start with a dinner plate/platter
    Preferably one with deep sides
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    Cover bottom of plate with 1/4" - 1/2" thick layer of cream cheese
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    Take frozen packet or two of tiny salad shrimp
    The really little guys
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    Run frozen shrimp under cold water in colander until thawed
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    Dump onto stack of paper towels and squeeze dry-ish
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    Spread tiny shrimp over cream cheese and press down lightly into the base layer
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    Cover entire thing in cocktail sauce
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    Dip with Ritz crackers
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    Ugh, I KNOW
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    Apparently, White Trash is my brand now
    And maybe also shrimp?
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    Sorry not sorry?
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    Jamie 🍀🍀🍀