PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE THINGS FOR WHICH TO BE THANKFUL

In case you hate your family and they make you say something at the dinner table before digging in
  1. My friends
    But not my family
  2. Someone else's family
    But not my family
  3. Your family ally
    But not the rest of you jerks
  4. Your spouse/significant other
    But not his/her family either
  5. My sanity
    Unlike some of you crazy assholes who haven't seen yours for years
  6. Gravy
  7. Butter
  8. Pie
  9. ListApp