1. My tooth hurts
  2. I'm an adult, and that's what adults do
  3. I like laughing gas as much as the next girl
  4. Did I mention my tooth hurts?
    So bad I can taste it? Is that a thing?
  5. I still have my wisdom teeth
  6. I haven't been in way too long
    Like, closing in on a decade
  7. Seriously guys, my tooth really fucking hurts