ROAD RAGE-Y THINGS I'VE SHOUTED AT POPULAR BUMPER STICKERS

Anger issues, I have them. The struggle is real.
  1. WHY DON'T YOU TRANSFORM YOURSELF INTO A BETTER DRIVER?!?
  2. THANKS OBAMA
  3. COEXIST WITH THIS *flips off*
  4. SUPPORT MY CAR UP YOUR ASS
    MOOOOOOOVE FASTER
  5. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET HIM DRIVE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
  6. I will Wall DRAG YOUR ASS FROM YOUR CAR IF YOU DON'T SPEED IT THE FUCK UP
  7. I WILL MURDER YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY
    AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO