TASKS I WOULD ASSIGN TO MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT (IF I HAD ONE)

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  1. Constant Compliments
  2. Flossing for me
  3. Running my Twitter account
  4. Cleaning my bathroom
  5. Following me around to make sure my clothes are always smooth, my hair looks great and I have nothing in my teeth
  6. Taking a shower for me
  7. Going through my mail
  8. Filling my car up with gas
  9. Vacuuming
  10. Dusting