THE CO(O)LEST QUESTIONNAIRE

Inspired by @magic
  1. 1.
    ARE YOU A WINE MOM, VODKA AUNT, OR BEER DAD?
    Marijuana Granny in my heart
  2. 2.
    WHAT IS THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION OF YOU DOING?
    Running for President
  3. 3.
    WHAT IS THE BEST COMPLIMENT YOU HAVE EVER RECEIVED?
    "You're the funniest person I know"
  4. 4.
    WHAT FICTIONAL UNIVERSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN?
    The universe where everyone stops aging at 27 and you pay for everything with minutes and hours of your life from the movie In Time starring Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried. Time is EVERYTHING.
  5. 5.
    DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?
    Probably, I tend to believe everything
  6. 6.
    DID YOU DRINK MILK DAILY AS A CHILD?
    Only when forced? If I had a choice, I chose Purplesaurus Rex every time.
  7. 7.
    WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NICKNAME FOR YOURSELF?
    My mom calls me Tallulah Belle and it makes me smile. But a friend gave me the nickname Jamestown when we were on a road trip and all my cool friends call me Jamestown to this day and it makes me feel like I belong and am the coolest.
  8. 8.
    FINALLY, CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?
    Not even a little bit, BUT MY ORAL SKILLS ARE OTHERWISE ON POINT. 😘🍆