Fat fingers are to blame for most of these
  1. He instead of the
    This one isn't really an autocorrect problem, I just can't push the 't' button hard enough, I guess.
  2. Donny instead of don't
    No clue but this happens at least once a day
  3. Me instead of my
    Who am I, a pirate?
  4. Trying to take a screen shot
    B89822c6 ffa2 436a a705 36da8b2bb009
    But instead turning on Siri and then shutting my screen off. Every. Fucking. Time.
  5. Hitting emojis when I'm trying to scroll through them
  6. Fuvking instead of Fucking
    No "Ducking" here. I've hit the v by accident so many times that this is what my phone thinks I mean now.