THINGS I ASSUME ABOUT RICH PEOPLE
- •That they all do coke/have coke on them at all times
- •They never get sickBecause there are fancy shots doctors give them when they feel something coming on that knocks it right out.
- •They have cheap toilet paper in their houseThis has been proven to me time and again. Every time I've been in a rich person's house, the bathroom comes equipped with the thinnest, roughest toilet paper. My father in law has heated leather seats in his car, but one-ply toilet paper in his bathroom. And before you say, "But Jamie, the bad TP is only used in the guest bathrooms" No, it isn't. Master bathrooms too, I FUCKING CHECKED. Pony up for the Charmin, Moneybags. Your ass will thank you.