Things I call my roommate's cat

We're in love 😻
  1. Sweet Pearl of Nazareth
    (Her full name)
  2. Punkin' 🎃
  3. My Widdle Dwool Machine
    This is a pretty low amount of drool, my shoulder gets soaked. She also likes to aim to get drops right into my cleavage, which is the MOST disgusting feeling.
  4. The Reason We Can't Have Nice Things
  5. Scaredy Cat
  6. Little Shit
  7. Miss Pretty
  8. Dummy
  9. Bad Bitch
  10. Monkey
  11. Destroyer of Curtains
  12. The Queen of Sheba
  13. Investigator Jones
  14. Ma'am