THINGS I'VE DONE SINCE JOINING LISTAPP

  1. Became enamored with this app
    And a lot of users
  2. Tried to get several IRL friends to join
    We're really doing it @aurress20 @JohnConroy @shelly & @lizdonehue!
  3. Sat on the toilet so long my legs fell asleep
    More than once
  4. Neglected to do laundry
  5. Neglected my betrothed
  6. Neglected everything, basically
  7. Made a million list drafts
  8. Posted a few lists
    And think (thought?) I'm funnier than I actually am, probably