THINGS I'VE SAID SINCE PUTTING MY NAME ON THE MASSIVE F4F LIST
- •Oh wow, this is the coolest!
- •I love this app so much!
- •I'm internet famous!
- •This must be what it feels like to be @bjnovak
- •Honey, can you drive so I can tend to my fans?
- •TBH, I'll probably quietly unfollow some of you in a few days.