THINGS I WON'T DO BECAUSE I'VE JUST TAKEN A SHOWER

  1. Go to a Japanese Steakhouse
    So my hair can smell like onions? No thanks
  2. Exercise
    So I get all sweaty and smelly? No thanks
  3. Go to an Indian restaurant
    So my hair can smell like curry? No thanks
  4. Go anywhere that serves fajitas on a sizzling platter
    Again, my hair will smell like onions. No thanks
  5. Have sex
    I just got clean and now you want to get dirty? No thanks